Where do you live?
Ferndale, New York
What do you do for a living?
How long have you been up here? What led you here?
27 Years. My ex wife.
What song describes your life upstate?
What do you think about when you’re alone in the woods?
Depends on the woods.
Spring or Fall?
Route 17 or 97?
97, gimme a break.
Hunting or foraging?
What kind of car do you drive?
The North End.
Favorite swimming spot?
Someone should open up a ______ here.
Name three things a local should not be without.
A sense of humor, a thick skin and perseverance.
One tool that you use practically every day.
What are some common errors you see new locals make?
I see thousands.
What advice would you give someone interested in moving upstate?
Stay where you are.
What keeps you here?
I can’t afford to leave.